Sunday, July 5, 2009

Formula One Chief Has Brain Explosion: Pieces Too Small To Locate

Bernie Ecclestone, boss of Formula One:

“In a lot of ways, terrible to say this I suppose, but apart from the fact that Hitler got taken away and persuaded to do things that I have no idea whether he wanted to do or not, he was in the way that he could command a lot of people, able to get things done.

Hitler answers the Jewish Question by sending babies to the gas chamber: that's another problem sorted then

“In the end he got lost, so he wasn’t a very good dictator because either he had all these things and knew what was going on and insisted, or he just went along with it . . . so either way he wasn’t a dictator.”

Polish problems sorted: Warsaw burned.



Sir Oswald Mosley, father of Max Mosley, current President of the FIA (the governing body of Formula One)



What Bernie would like to see again - this time more blue please

1 comment:

  1. Like Bernie, I blame democracy. It was only when the democracies opposed him that he was forced to change his direction!

    Until then, the only reason Jews wore yellow stars was so the kindly Fuhrer knew which children to give the kosher lollipops to.

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