But are you starved for inspiration? You could take a chance - maybe that Celine Dion CD won't be an epic fail (you were only buying it for yourself anyway, weren't you?). Or you could do something different.
Let me recommend the Resurrection Burial Tomb.
Invented by the Reverend Daniel Izzo, this lovingly crafted device is a great hit at parties, and goes down a treat with the ladies.
But how does it work? Let Reverend Izzo's own patent application for this marvelous technology illustrate how.
You may at this point be thinking, "gosh, what an interesting fellow this Reverend Izzo must be."