Tonight I am announcing the creation of a prestigious new club.
I am calling it the Order of the Tin Foil Hat.
How better to recognise notable achievements in the field of batshit-craziness?
Only those whose efforts to disseminate ludicrous and implausible conspiracy theories have been truly outstanding will be entitled to membership of this elite order.
And tonight I announce the first three members. Their achievements have been remarkable.
Glenn Beck: the Fox News talkshow host, for weeping hysterically on air, being convinced that Barack Obama is a Muslim Communist who will destroy America, and for the 9-12 Project and "we surround them" program. An inspiration for hate-mongering nutters worldwide.
Orly Taitz: Readers of this blog will know I have been following her recent work. For believing Barack Obama is a Kenyan, and for defiance in the face of legal adversity and the inconvenient matter of reality. A huge achiever.
David Icke: The Grandfather of them all. Just think shadowy reptilian elites. Nuff said.