Thursday, October 15, 2009

A New World Order

Tonight I am announcing the creation of a prestigious new club.

I am calling it the Order of the Tin Foil Hat.



How better to recognise notable achievements in the field of batshit-craziness?

Only those whose efforts to disseminate ludicrous and implausible conspiracy theories have been truly outstanding will be entitled to membership of this elite order.

And tonight I announce the first three members. Their achievements have been remarkable.

They are:

Glenn Beck: the Fox News talkshow host, for weeping hysterically on air, being convinced that Barack Obama is a Muslim Communist who will destroy America, and for the 9-12 Project and "we surround them" program. An inspiration for hate-mongering nutters worldwide.

Orly Taitz: Readers of this blog will know I have been following her recent work. For believing Barack Obama is a Kenyan, and for defiance in the face of legal adversity and the inconvenient matter of reality. A huge achiever.

David Icke: The Grandfather of them all. Just think shadowy reptilian elites. Nuff said.

I salute of all the inductees.

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