Renowned racist Pauline Hanson is coming to town! But don't panic, because she's only on a stop-over on her way to Britain.
Watch out New Zealand. Australia's most controversial politician, Pauline Hanson, is heading for your shores, although it will only be a stepping-stone on her way to Britain, where she plans to settle.Yes, that is the sound of chortling you hear.
The former fish and chip shop owner turned far-right politician has announced that, after years of opposing immigration to Australia, she is about to become an immigrant herself.
She has lost faith in her home country, of which she says: "Sadly, the land of opportunity is no more applicable."
Has anyone told Hanson that the UK has one of the most multicultural societies anywhere in the world? London and some of the northern cities (like Bradford and Leeds) have enormous ethnic populations.
She might find a white haven hidden somewhere in the Welsh valleys, but they probably won't speak English.
The very scale of her delusion requires me to induct her into my Hall of Shame - Pauline, you're the latest Imperator Fish Fool of the Moment.