Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Imperator Fish Helpful Hints

How to launch a career in the entertainment world without having any talent:
  • Be the son of someone well-known.
  • Cause gratuitous offence to a large group of people. This will get you into the news.
  • Your career is now launched. Sit back and laugh at the tools giving you their cash.
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How not to get elected Supermayor:
  • Communicate almost exclusively via the medium of text message.
  • Have a little wee in public.
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How to deal with elected officials who won't do what they're told:
  • Sack them and appoint your mates in their place.
  • Make sure you appoint a figurehead to make your pooey messiness at least smell respectable.
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How to become politically irrelevant:
  • Fight hard on a key issue. Organise a march across the country to express outrage over the Government's plans.
  • When the next lot get into power, do a deal with them so you get to sit at the top table.
  • Now when the new lot bend you over the table just like the last lot did, smile and pretend to enjoy it.
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  1. well said, I wonder if they used the "quality Lubricant" on the unfortunates in the Maori Party ??

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