Update: I revised this post after becoming aware of a name suppression issue.
Update 2: Now I'm revising it again!
When I heard David Garrett was about to reveal another offence he'd been charged with, I thought "it'll be something minor."
Then Garrett made a statement in the House.
Unfortunately, I can't repeat what he said, which is absurd, but there you go.
Update: everyone else is doing it. Including media lawyers!
So, in case you don't already know (like, where have you been?) here it is.
I'm not sure why certain media outlets are reporting what Garrett said, but then they will have media law advisers, and I'm certainly no media law expert.
Garrett surely won't survive this.
(And I should be working right now! Otherwise I won't survive either)
I'm turning comments off this particular post.
Update: Comments on again!