Saturday, March 12, 2011

Next Year Will Be Even Better

The ACT Party is downsizing. Its 2011 conference is being held at a motel.

I have been told planning for next year's ACT conference is already underway. Here's a picture of the venue. 
And, thanks to a great accommodation deal the party has struck, here's where the delegates will be staying.
The keynote speaker has already been booked.
And the conference dinner promises to be a highlight.
It's always a good chance at conference to catch up with some of the party faithful.
And then after dinner, and when the dancing starts, people really start letting things go.
But in the end the party conference is all about communicating your message to the country.

2 comments:

  1. Oui, there's a seriously easy thesis just sitting there for any bright young thing to simply add up ACT's column-inches from the mainstream dailies' archives and compare it to their actual vote. Or time in govt. Or compared to say the coverage/time in gov for the Alliance or NZF.

    Liquefaction and Brent Crude have brought it home and the pennies have finally dropped. Toupe Jean can't do it alone, and NAT needs ACT. Only NACTZI can deliver.

    Hence Granny and Armstrong's desperate promotion of the putrefying corpse; and its only possible resucitation via the blatant electoral rort of Epsom.

    Friendless and alone: save for its icy grip on the sole influence on the waiving voter and the cynical strategists of Epsom. The former should suffice. Temporarily.

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  2. Please find it in your heart to forgive me for doubting your ability in forecasting the future of this squeaking noise that's begging for survival.

    Let me begin writing its obituary now:

    It was a dark and stormy night
    They fled ungently into that dark night
    Aghast at its future of nothingness and decay
    they rattled and slunk away ...

    Their collapsing fell in torrents
    unchecked by the violent winds
    alarmed at the loss of their warrants
    they struggled in vain to rescind ...

    all together now ...

    Diana :]-

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