Friday, April 29, 2011

A Message To The Royal Couple

Dear William and Kate

As you prepare for what will be the biggest day of your lives, you will no doubt be feeling trepidation and wondering what lies before you on the road you have chosen to tread together.

You will have been receiving a lot of advice from friends and family about what makes a good marriage, and you will probably be feeling overwhelmed by all the attention.

I don’t want to disturb your big day for more than a moment, but please allow me to briefly share my thoughts on this occasion:

I JUST DON’T CARE! I’M SICK OF THE WHOLE THING! LEAVE ME ALONE! LEAVE ME ALONE!

I’M SO TIRED OF IT ALL!

I DON'T CARE!

I CAN'T ESCAPE THIS THING!

HELP!

1 comment:

  1. Blast! It interferred with my rugby on TV

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