Monday, October 3, 2011

Another Post On How John Key Will Destroy Us All

I am trying to come up with a convincing and non-defamatory reason why Dan Carter's groin injury is all John Key's fault.

Can you help me?
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5 comments:

  1. John Key's "kissing the babies" has led to an unexpected outcome.

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  2. It's all got something to do with all those babies that John Key has eaten ...

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  3. its the puppet masters' 'pulling' of the smile and wave strings that caused it - argh!

    diana

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  4. Just as Bush Jnr. was responsible for the destruction of the Two Towers, Keys is donkey-deep in the knobbling of Dan Carter. Counter-intuitive perhaps, but that's the man's genius. Clever too, is the manner in which Keys was able to secret himself into the turf of the park where Dan practised, appearing for the split-second it took to reach up, grab Dan by the tendon that attaches the adductor longus muscle to the sexy hunk of bone that is Dan, and yank, with all his Tory might!
    It hurt to think (and walk, but that's just Dan), that politics has sunk to this - a snake in the grass indeed.
    If only, if only, Dan had been wearing some other blokes undies - his range just didn't provide the protection he needed.
    I don't think this has helped, Scott, but for me it was cathartic.

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  5. John fastened his dead-zombie-eye death ray on Dan. Dan didn't know what hit him! The dead-zombie-eye death ray has such a huge range John could have knobbled Dan from any part of the country. John thinks it will forever remain a mystery, just like the food poisoning at the last World Cup in South Africa!

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