Six years! And what is John Key’s government doing about this crisis? I'll tell you. They’ve all buggered off to Ratana to kowtow to the locals there, even as the radiation from the sun bombards each and every one of us!
Still, it’s just what I’d expect from this radiation-friendly government. Forget the whole anti-nuclear policy that Key claims to now support. The Nats have always been lukewarm on keeping us safe from the effects of radiation, and this just provides further evidence.
If you think “so what, nothing much happened to us when this last occurred in 2005”, then you’re woefully wrong, and your profound ignorance should be placed on a pedestal so that generations of children to come may see it and be amused.
So you think 2005 wasn’t bad? Think again!
- George Bush was inaugurated for his second term as President of the US
- Hurricane Katrina struck
- An earthquake in Kashmir killed tens of thousands
- Ronnie Barker died
- The Backstreet Boys re-formed.
So the question I want answered, and that we should all be asking, is this:
John Key, what is your government doing to blot out the sun?
What could John Key possibly do? Our planet is but a cork bobbing in the solar system.
ReplyDeleteYeah Giovanni but much closer to home Key could have blocked those incessant Canterbury earthquakes instead of swanning off across the Pacific. Then he could have stopped those flares if he really cared.
ReplyDeleteThe plan has never been to just blot out the sun, it is but the first phase in a dasterdly plan:
ReplyDeleteTo enslave the sun.
As Shonkey and his henchmen well know, firstly a vast net of lies, deceit and broken promises must be woven, and the workmanship must be so that only a few on earth can decipher the cruel intent in the weave so as to find fault.
They will know the net is ready when most people already mistake the cold shadow that this layered labyrinth casts upon the earth as just another feature of the landscape.
Finally, they will wait at the summet of power, having built a path there paved with the crushed and jagged aggregate of hateful condemnation and unfulfilled and now hopeless dreams.
Already the sun dips towards the crucible.
The net lies so thick upon the land that some already mistake it's strands for rivers, or rocks, the kindness of a friend or the touch of a lover.
The acolytes draped in hues inter and national, ruddy faces and free trade embraces, twitch towards crescendo with caste and innuendo.
I think to myself, I wish they had made socks, everyone needs socks.
Nice new look. I particularly like the use of Octavian to hold the fish. Symbolic of his victory at Actium in 31 BC, I presume?
ReplyDelete'Tis the famous Augustus of Prima Porta
DeleteIs that a fish!!! Thought it was a harmonica (representing Harmony?)
ReplyDeleteI believe it a mackerel, a fish feared by the Egyptians.
ReplyDeleteP.S. Mackerels were used a lot in the manufacture of garum, so this may be one of the earliest examples of product placement, with Octavian being co-opted before he was really famous to act as the face of a fish sauce manufacturer.
ReplyDeleteI did almost put an Adidas logo on his cuirass
DeleteA German company? Shome mishtake shurely? Although it would have been a nice indicator of the future barbisation of the empire. Maybe next time have Augustus dangling a Prada bag?
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