Wednesday, June 27, 2012

John Key's Master Plan


  1. Form a government after campaigning on a platform of partial asset sales.
  2. Pass legislation to implement the partial asset sales plan.
  3. INVADE POLAND!

2 comments:

  1. Excellent. Strokes cat gently....

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  2. Today there was OUTRAGE as a Labour-voting blogger compared John Key to Adolf Hitler. A spokesman for Dial-an-Outrage ("we never close") said that he was OUTRAGED and this was not why he had personally fought the Nazis, in some pretty cool online games.

    A spokeswoman for David Shearer said that he was probably against the Nazis, but would "need to have a look at the details first".

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