Just imagine if the judge turns around and slaps NIWA. We'll be a step closer to proving climate change is a hoax perpetuated by scientists.
While a court ruling would hurt numerous scientific careers, spare a thought for the people of Tuvalu. Without the right ruling from the judge their entire nation's likely to disappear!
If the judge abolishes climate change, we'll all be able to breathe easier. And boy, will we celebrate! I've already got the car tyres stacked up in the back yard ready to ignite. I reckon they'll burn real well if we throw a few