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The cheque is in the mail
ReplyDeleteFabulous Scott!
ReplyDeleteNow you've left the ranks of the hobbyists and joined 'The Pros'.
Um, you know what I mean by The Pros. Not in the Hunter's Corner/Vivian Street way.
(Well, actually, when I think about it, there are similarities ... )
- P
I think you'll find that the fees for smashing unions are greatly discounted due to enjoyment value :-)
ReplyDeleteJeremy Clarkson will do all that for nothing.
ReplyDeleteWhat is your charge for doing tweets about a "slippery slope"? $1 each?
ReplyDeleteSome of these rates are a bit light.
ReplyDeletePlease note that attacking unions is free, as is flea lawyers and real estate agents.
Also note that your rate card has not yet been approved by the Blogger's Union. There is strength in solidarity.
Looking forward to the fondue evening with yourself and Mrs Imperator tomorrow night. I'll bring the sponsors wine, you provide the sponsors cheese.
Hugs as always
Your mate Cam.
Dont offer rates.
ReplyDeleteDEMAND payment
ONLY if the cheeky buggers ask you to do it for FREE. They have a habit of taking FAT fees to promote a message for their clients then approaching the TOP Bloggers to promote the message to their audience.Don't worry though PaePae and others. It won't happen to you. They only try to freeload off the very best ;) you don't have to worry about your principles ( cough splutter ) being put to the test. I mean imagine if they wanted you to attack WO for FREE. You just do it for fun right?
Deletephew, lost me at ONLY
DeleteImperator, how much are you willing to pay Interns, (not that you beg for some)?