Friday, November 30, 2012

What Labour Needs To Do

... is round up all the bloggers and commentators on the left with an opinion on Labour's woes, lock them all in the same small room for days on end until they are ankle deep in their own excrement and overwhelmed by the foetid stench; then drag them outside, wash them down, give them clean clothes, and send them on their way.

I have no idea what this experiment will achieve, but the rest of us will have a good laugh.

I will of course be exempted. This experiment will need a control.

12 comments:

  1. If you replaced "bloggers" with "members of ABC" I would agree entirely ...

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    1. Do I detect an inherent bias in that comment Greg... By the way, I am also claiming exemption as a party member who actually has a say in what Labour does...

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  2. Here's an idea, why don't the 'bloggers on the left' each draw up a list of what is important to them and then draw up a second list of what is important to the average Labour voter (or would be voter) and then sit back, have a long hard look at the two totally different lists and then think about why Labour has 'woes'.

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    1. Okay, got that. Then can I lock them up?

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  3. Baffling that the commentary from the Left leaning blogs is so determined to bring down the mana of Labour.
    What will change that?
    Getting rid of democratically elected MPs?
    Getting rid of the current democratically elected Leader?
    Fighting those who call for unity?
    Fighting their peers who had similar ideas of direction but differed on the means of achieving them?
    Supporting the NAct excesses?
    What's that? And throw away the key? Really!

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  4. You should add a step - before washing them down send them on to foul up all their relationships with newspapers and radio and TV stations so they will never again have to put up with getting any coverage. That'll learn them MSM mumpties.

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  5. Can we throw in some of our own shit? will there be viewing windows? can we throw in Gerry Brownlee?

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  6. Throw in Gerry Brownlee and there wont be room for anyone else.

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  7. "Throw away the Key" - there it is, Labour's next campagin slogan...

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  8. ianmac said:
    "Baffling that the commentary from the Left leaning blogs is so determined to bring down the mana of Labour."

    Labour has mana??

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