A Day In The Life Of Sherwin T. McFadden, Broadcaster And Blogger

7:29 am

Was that the door? Oh my God, they’re here! I knew that one day the fascists in their jackboots and brown shirts would smash down my door and take me away. Didn't I warn everyone that this was where it was all going to lead? This is all the mainstream media’s fault. They wouldn't have dared to come here if only TVNZ had given me my own show.